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Retrogasmic 1.1 – Your Adventure Begins Here

My first column for the Secure Immaturity podcast and website is now online

Read it here.

House of Whack Now Available at Indie Press Revolution!

It is an honor to have House of Whack distributed alongside some of the most innovative and important independent role-playing games ever conceived. House of Whack really is a gateway drug to story games and other out of the box gaming experiments, so it really seems like a good fit.

Support independent game design at Indie Press Revolution.

Left to His Own Devices

Here is a flash fiction piece I wrote this morning and serialized on Twitter.

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Ever the precocious child, Anton used the teleporter in many ways other than its intended purpose.

Cleaning his room, for example, was a trivial task now that he had a save state for it.

Anton’s meticulously arranged ZOMG!icons vs. Blazaroids diorama could swiftly return to its pristine state after each invasion.

And, with the Doppler circuit he created, Anton no longer had just one Amazium-plated AnnihiLord shock trooper. He had twenty-seven.

Twenty-seven incrementally fragile Amazium-plated AnnihiLord shock troopers, but nevertheless many more than Paige McAllister, who had only three.

Saturday mornings weren’t as fun without his brother Dmitri.

Anton rode the train into the city every afternoon. He inserted the same token each time. Only plebs and precocious children still used the trains.

He sat next to Dmitri’s hospital bed and read his twin the latest manga. He held up the slate so Dmitri could see the explosions.

The hospital staff had seen his father’s movies. They never troubled Anton with questions. They assured him Dmitri would wake up one day.

It would be a few days before they noticed that Anton’s parents had stopped visiting.

His mothers were always in the lab and his father filled the weekends with chute-less skydiving and BASE jumping.

Anton wished they stayed home more often.

Although a bright child for his age, he often lacked common sense, particularly when it came to mass conservation vs. lossy molecular compression algorithms.

The nurse saw Anton showing Dmitri his three new Blazaroid pilot action figures. “How lifelike they are,” she remarked.

Unfortunately, for Anton’s parents, nothing was further from the truth.

The End.

Jetsam

Dream Job will be on hiatus for a bit while I come up with more ideas.

Dream Job 6 - Jetsam

And then

And then I waited for what I
wanted to know
And when I did not receive what
I felt was my due
I simply just did that which I could
I created it.

Now I know what this means.

Thank you.

Not My Department

Dream Job 5 - Not My Department

 

Yum

Dream Job 4 - Yum

 

Across the Universe

Dream Job 3 - Across the Universe

 

I Heart Internet Jesus

Dream Job 2 - I Heart Internet Jesus

 

Exterminate

Dream Job 1 - Exterminate